"If someone wants to lead a double life, they will find a way to do it. And they can promise you things until your nerves unfold and you can finally put up your feet. But it can all be a lie. There are no guarantees, even when people mean what they say at the time. People change their minds. People die. And the hurt is as real as a baseball bat."
Stephanie Klein, Straight Up and Dirty
"I had been fed, in my youth, a lot of old wives’ tales about the way men would instantly forsake a beautiful woman to flock around a brilliant one. It is but fair to say that, after getting out in the world, I had never seen this happen."
Dorothy Parker
| Dowden: | What happens if there's an earthquake?
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| Meghan: | I have no idea.
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| Dowden: | I mean that would be bad. The ground would open up and swallow the whole parade!
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| Meghan: | Imagine all the Irish we'd lose. Just terrible.
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| Dowden: | There aren't any real Irish on the west coast. Only Germans who want to be Irish.
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| Meghan: | I think there's only one of those.
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| Dowden: | Yeah and she has issues. Serious issues. |