November 2008
happy thanksgiving
meghan: why are you online? aren't all of your bros home?
Sara: tonight yeah
Sara: we are going out
Sara: i think
Sara: be townies
meghan: man, that is fun. thanksgiving at the bar.
Sara: in ardmore
meghan: whew.
Sara: its big for the townies
meghan: i went last year, NEVER AGAIN.
meghan: never again will i do that to myself.
Sara: townies love thanksgiving eve
meghan: i got plowed in the butt in the woods last year by someone after i blew a friend of mine in the backseat of a car
meghan: two different dudes
meghan: never again
Sara: what the FUCK
meghan: never stuffing my turkey early again
Sara: HAHAHAHAHA
meghan: no flipping way
Sara: how is that even real
Sara: how did that really happen
meghan: so much vodka, so little standards
meghan: after i blew my friend, i fell down a hill and asked my friend ryan to take me home upon which he drove to the woods and then we had buttsex outside.
meghan: it was the talk of my family dinner table.
Sara: oh jesus christ
meghan: so this year i am playing it safe
Sara: no pants?
meghan: duh
meghan: no buttsex
meghan: it's uncomfortable on the greyhound home
meghan: feelin all loose and shit
Sara: HAH
Sara: i do not know the feeling
Sara: and i say that proudly
meghan: it's like the way you feel when you open a bag of like pizza cheese
meghan: and the bag zips again
meghan: but for a moment it is a gaping hole
meghan: and it's hard to get the plastic back together
meghan: to interlock
Sara: HAHA
Sara: your asshole is a plastic zipper
meghan: yeah!
meghan: and it gets stale if it's left open
meghan: :(
ho ho ho, happy holidays
meghan: ooh, how about KRISS KROSS
stephanie: wiggitywiggitywiggityWACK
stephanie: jeans already on backwards.
meghan: right. that could be problematic after 8 imperials
stephanie: LMAO yes.
meghan: so i may hold off on kriss krossing until after i stuff my turkey
stephanie: could confuse someone into entering the wrong door.
meghan: no, there's no wrong door here
stephanie: hahahahah all access?
meghan: all doors are conveniently open for business
stephanie: nice!
meghan: yeah, no please use other doors sign
meghan: i hate those, so tacky
stephanie: yeah, so prude those signs.
meghan: right? i mean, why push everyone through one door when you have two?
meghan: nonsense
stephanie: exactly.
stephanie: and considering that there are technically three entrances to the building...there should never be a line.
meghan: never.
meghan: and if there is, i know a place where at least two can sit
stephanie: yes.
stephanie: at least
meghan: well, i have small chairs
stephanie: as do i. but you have a large, comfy lounge that at least one could occupy themselves in.
meghan: so you're saying six at a time could be entertained
stephanie: yes.
stephanie: how limber are you?
meghan: VERY limber
meghan: SHOCKINGLY limber
meghan: seriously
meghan: it's weird
stephanie: then yes, six. mayhaps seven, depending on the interior capacity of that lounge, but i've never witnessed that myself.
meghan: i think one should be in the lounge, never two, because it loses its appeal
meghan: it's supposed to be cushy, not tight
stephanie: exactly, which is why i doubted it - comfort first!
meghan: right.
stephanie: so six.
meghan: theoretically
stephanie: good service, well rated by Zagats.
meghan: great atmosphere
stephanie: not too loud, not too dull
meghan: good eats
meghan: someone had to say it
stephanie: apparently
stephanie: open 24/7?
stephanie: that would be very convenient.
stephanie: like an upscale wawa.
meghan: of course. why close?
stephanie: a Duane Reed if you will.
stephanie: 24/7 - even open on christmas day.
meghan: especially on christmas day. like in the bible, oh come to me all ye that are heavy laden and i will give you breast
home is where the [good jewelry] is
Whitney: i have sweatpants from dollar general that i wear DAILY
me: they have sweats there?
Whitney: i love having a clothing store in nesqy
me: it's okay
me: i have to go to the treasure shop friday
me: that's the only reason i'm staying longer
Whitney: for why
me: my claddagh is looking ROUGH
Whitney: LMAO
i don't even get carded anymore
Robert: little beeby
Meghan: me?! fuck you. i'm mature.
Robert: hahaha
Robert: good one
Meghan: i am!
Robert: you missed the red you missed the red you missed the red
Meghan: i bought my own winter coat! i'm an adult
Meghan: OH like you're not breathing down my neck in RISK
Robert: i need to go to the docotor mmmmoommmmmaaaa
Robert: pay my copay moooommmmmy
Meghan: i paid it!!
Meghan: and i made my own appointments!
Meghan: you know what, whatever.
Meghan: you won't be calling me a baby when i punch you in the face like an adult.
Robert: beebeeee fist
Robert: will you be holding your rattle
Meghan: you're a terrible person.
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Meghan: in my drunken state last night i thought i was so horny in my sleep i could squirt so i tried to rub one out but ended up almost peeing on myself bc that was the real problem
kristen: omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kristen: that is the grossest story i've ever heard
Meghan: but hilarious
kristen: only you
kristen: would have a story like that
Meghan: i have a really sore upper arm today
Meghan: prob from rubbing
kristen: hahahahahahah
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