March 2008
1 tag
"anything with tits, dude."
i find guys who use the word “buddy” in various descriptions/stories about their friends really attractive.
i bought a pair of giraffe print pumps today. i walk awkwardly in them, much like a giraffe.
5 tags
grinding up little bunny foo foo →
i wrote this for my new job. it’s funny so read it. i’m really proud, and excited about my life.
2 tags
bread and spread
according to the secret language of sleep, the last time i slept in someone else’s bed, i woke up in the “pinching koala and tree” position and i was the wood. this is what it says:
“Done correctly, the pose leaves its couples feeling like two parts of the same circle, and now that they’ve found each other, everything rolls smoothly: one person’s distaste for...
1 tag
Watchpero con dos cervazas, por favor.
2 tags
“Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! Fuckin’ real good life!...”
– brokeback mountain
1 tag
the george costanza method
scott’s 21 in four days, i got my first phillies tickets of the season (and to a mets game nonetheless!), this she & him record is owning my life, the new espn the mag is in my bed, it’s selection sunday, and i have a job interview on tuesday.
everything else is just whatever, you know? i don’t sweat what doesn’t make me hot.
1 tag
three-run homerun
i had the best cab ride of the past year last night/this morning, in both trip and destination.
it’s how things should always be. like that, always, and consistently. that’s all i’ve ever wanted. i’ve never expected more than anyone was capable of.