April 2008
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for science!
All of your efforts to connect with a certain someone are working, Sagittarius, but they might be working too slowly for your taste. That’s too bad, though — this is one time when you can’t push things. You will have to be patient and let them come around in the way they want and at the speed they want. Waiting won’t be fun, but think about it this way — your reward...
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“i won’t be sad, but in case...
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Watchi will never grow up.
sometimes i think my phone shuts itself off because it knows better than i do.
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what what in the butt
please add guys who use the word “cock” versus the word “dick” when discussing their own to the list of more attractive members of the stronger sex. i think that’s all i’ve learned in three weeks of the adult industry.
directed at me: “he sounds like a keeper. tiny crotch. blackout drunk. mean as a snake. miserable. you’re a lucky girl.”
nah,...
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siskel and ebert, version 2.0
sometimes, for work, i review movies:
I love a good crime drama. Who doesn’t? It keeps you on the edge of your seat, and you fluctuate between hating and loving the criminals. It’s practically heart wrenching. The same holds true for Bustout. You can’t help but feel for a group of guys who “bust out” of the big house for love. Kyle Stone is so captivated by Harley Raine, he puts his orange prison...
i had this really important point i wanted to make without making it so pointedly, but i can’t remember. i guess it’s just as well, you’d think by this point i’d be able to open my mouth and say, “you know” etcetera, etcetera.
this is simply not the case. i mean, i think about things that i’d never go back to and things you always go back to. for...
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“Go to Paris; I’m not gonna come. Let’s not pretend we’re...”
– la douleur exquise