May 2008
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the adventures of george and jerry, but never...
Scott: whats that suppose to mean?
Auto Response from Meghan: f. scotting myself to sleep.
Meghan: i'm reading dbag
Meghan: f. scott fitzgerald
Scott: hahahahahaha
Meghan: the whole world doesn't revolve around you
Scott: completly not what i thought
Meghan: obviously
Scott: wait, it doesn't?
Meghan: no, it does
Meghan: i'm sorry
Scott: interesting fact, i just realized that people existed before i was born
Meghan: yeah, that includes me
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things i would twitter if i could learn to text on...
everytime i see a cute gay couple, i try to figure out who is the top and who is the bottom. i hope that doesn’t make me a terrible person.
this weekend i learned that i really like burlesque, almost enough to get myself a gym membership to join a troupe. but i think those are like 300 bucks, which is easily three new outfits. i’m gonna sleep in wool all summer and sweat it out.
i...
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Watchmouthball.
pitcher: pete dorsi catcher: robert yula
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cold fried rice, i love you.
i love my life because my favorites know that it is completely acceptable to delay plans because seinfeld is on.
i saw webbed toes today! and i’m going to a strip club tonight! what a day of firsts.
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i feel small like a five-dollar robbery
ted(ward) kennedy has a malignant brain tumor, mike piazza retired from baseball, a man was very rude to me on the bus today, i truly believe i would have quit urban tonight if someone would have let me, i’m having second thoughts about jim and pam and about my life, my hair is in a funk, today was brutal.
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scott, this is why we drove to brooklyn (reason...
apparently, there are bedbugs on the new york subway benches. i will not be: a.) visiting anyone in brooklyn ever by subway or anything other than a car/mode of transportation i have feverishly combed for bedbugs. b.) moving to new york with anyone, ever ever ever c.) staying in a new york hotel, regardless if it’s the plaza or the fucking holiday inn queens.
I REALLY HATE BEDBUGS.
oh,...
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"oh, so you two are passing notes now?"
someone drew this for me today:
“how old are you?” “49.” “a 49-year-old guy…no matter how fat the jeans and how fitted the cap…you know, uh…” “what is that? i don’t understand what you’re trying to say.” “well, you’re gonna look like a 49-year-old guy.” “so that makes me even more of a creep?...