June 2008
pillow talk
past intentions: junior mint seinfeld on right now
past intentions: mulva
"Scott Schultz": deloras!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
past intentions: the ambien makes it so much better
"Scott Schultz": i feel like your typing what i'm thinking
past intentions: i am i am
"Scott Schultz": get outta my head
past intentions: hahahahaha
past intentions: this is my favorite part of our life
past intentions: mulvaaaaaaaaaaa
"Scott Schultz": my favorite part is when we're out in a social setting of some sort and you have to gime me the look. the look that means "please please please dont fucking do anything to embarass me"
past intentions: hahahahahahaha
"Scott Schultz": hahaha i said gime me
past intentions: i do not give you that look!
past intentions: but i know the look
"Scott Schultz": you do and its sometimes accompanied by a arm grab, depending on how much of an ass i am acting like
past intentions: ohhhhhh
past intentions: i will not confirm or deny that
past intentions: but it is hilarious
"Scott Schultz": its def confirm. every girl in my life thus far from my mother to friends and girlfriends have given me the same look at one point or another, usually with the arm grab
past intentions: hahaha i just worry about you
past intentions: and myself
"Scott Schultz": welcome to the club, its called life.
"Scott Schultz": don't worry, membership isn't permanant.
past intentions: they sealed him up with the mint inside!
"Scott Schultz": uh ohhhhhh!!! where does it go from here??? i don't know but im sure hilarity ensues!!!
past intentions: hahahahahahaha
"Scott Schultz": ok im done typing. i'm laughing at both me and seinfeld. ill let you know the name of tha bar tmrw. ttyl
past intentions: hahaha bye friendo
"Scott Schultz": sry, someone from my bank just called. apparently i forgot to pay my credit card this month so they were concerned
"Scott Schultz": what a call
past intentions: awww i bet they were concerned
"Scott Schultz": i told her not to worry about it and to let me worry about it and she said "im not worried about it" so then i asked her why she was calling?
"Scott Schultz": and it got quiet
"Scott Schultz": then she finally said bc its her job and i told her thats what the nazi's said at the nuremburg trials
past intentions: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
past intentions: oh my god
i’m 22 years old and i still get gnarly hangnails.
i just feel like i’ll never grow up.
aw darn
i remembered to google ryan dempster today to see if he’s married.
he is, darn.
my must-have
my stomach is really upset. ugh.
Watch(via mollygood)
jason bateman, i love you. baseball and wit!
sad but true
me: hold on, there's something on my foot. i think.
lauren: yeah, it's hose.
division of property
dazzlingdelta:
so the girl i rent from told me i could have all the furniture. ive been here for almost 2 years.
the girl whos lived here 3 weeks said she told her the same thing. i told her sorry she told you that but i want the table that you have in your room that you took from the kitchen to use in your room.
is this wrong? i mean i feel like ive paid my dues and i can pull rank here.
...
i love the new millennium
i’m admittedly watching this in lieu of jon & kate plus 8. i’m easily amused.
"Scott Schultz": i think girl me is out of her relationship.
past intentions: is she?!
"Scott Schultz": she removed in a relation from he fb page. thats dorky for me to notice but i did
past intentions: please i'd notice it
"Scott Schultz": and i overheard her saying they have been fighting alot
"Scott Schultz": if she is that means i'm getting out the dry erase board and pulling an all nighter
"Scott Schultz": by morning my sleeves will be stuffed with tricks
past intentions: hahahahaha!
past intentions: like the night george and jerry stayed up
past intentions: to plan the switch
"Scott Schultz": hahahaha
"Scott Schultz": good reference
"Scott Schultz": i have to finish eating and put on pants. dont give up on ur half. george wouldn't give up, he'd just lie, even to himself
Gawker: The Two Types of Black Books →
dazzlingdelta:
(via blakeley)
aHHHHHHHHHHHH! im on gawker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dazzlingdelta: i spend my whole day on gawker. when i saw this today i got super excited. i never know anyone on gawker. congratsssss
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just what i needed to hear
we watched the cubs-white sox game at our fairmount bar tonight.
while i did the citypaper crossword, we had this conversation:
me: did dempster get the win? mike: well, obviously. me: aw, i love him. i always have. you think he’s married? mike: not yet.
my friends are good people.
amusement park eats!
knoebels was the best!
i miss home. i want to go to knoebels.
past intentions: can you be realistic please
"Dave Thorne": sports has ruined that
"Dave Thorne": there is no realism anymore
"Dave Thorne": just high hopes and constant failure
past intentions: that is quite possibly the most accurate representation of life and sports i've heard in a while
past intentions: at least, as far as my life is concerned
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nom nom
i’m watching amusement park eats on the food network and i really want to go to dollywood. dolly parton seems so fun.
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“Jim, I called off my wedding because of you. And now we’re not even...”
– the office
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Watch(via perez)
i don’t watch the hills anymore, but i still think spencer is a “dope”
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“hair flip
When I’m around people I like, I’m constantly doing this same motion...”
– iamneurotic.com
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