February 2009
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“After that, it got pretty late and we both had to go, but it was great seeing...”
– alvy singer, annie hall
January 2009
“It’s no fun to be yellow. Maybe I’m not all yellow. I don’t...”
– holden caulfield, the catcher in the rye
we are not what we do, or are we?
kristen: so embarrassing.
kristen: i hate this shit
Meghan: why?
kristen: because i don't want everyone in my life/past life to know i work in porn.
Meghan: ohhh, but you do.
Meghan: they always find out.
kristen: man.
kristen: at least he's being cool about it. i guess the fact that we were fuck buddies and he would ask me to sit on his face every day for 3 years helps in a conversation like this.
eeep!
i’m seeing all these likes and reblogs on my dashboard and that never happens to me! i’m so excited! thanks for the love, tumblr. just me being me!
“I like the word “indolence.” It makes my laziness seem classy.”
– bern williams
“You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.”
– robin williams
“It appears that every man’s insomnia is as different from his...”
– f. scott fitzgerald
things my co-workers and i think about when we're...
kristen: is it weird that i was looking at a close up pic of a girl fingering herself and i didn't look at her vag, only at how bad her fake nails look?
Meghan: no, you're straight
“To the gentlemen reading: A Very Funny Lady is a precious resource, an...”
– mind of man, the frisky
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mark ronson featuring paul smith, “apply...
“Sometimes we do a thing in order to find out the reason for it. Sometimes our...”
– John Le Carre (via enquotations)
“guilty confession #3: I drink wine from the bottle”
– (via page23)
“It takes courage to grow up and turn out to be who you really are.”
– e. e. cummings (via reluctantbuddha) (via kari-shma)
Watchkatherine hepburn on 60 minutes, 1979.
“I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t...”
– Hobbes, Calvin & Hobbes (via girlindc) (via mimilachula) (via wildephotog) (via dazzlingdelta)
trisha yearwood, “she’s in love with...
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SETH MEYERS: “On Thursday, the Florida Gators beat the Oklahoma Sooners to become this year’s college football champions, according to the BCS, otherwise known as the Bowl Championship Series. However, the debate still rages about whether the BCS is a flawed system that should be abandoned in favor of a true playoff. Here to comment, college sports fanatic, Will Forte.”
WILL...
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