November 2009
October 2009
halloween caroling with jimmy fallon.
“thank you mike & ike, thank you candy corn, thank you, thank you smart-ies.”
I am currently dyeing my hair for the second time...
Send love.
“FACKAH YOO, DAWFEEN!”
on questioning my life choices
Mailman: I feel bad, I'm always waking you up with these deliveries. I'm sorry.
Meghan: It's okay. It's like noon anyway.
Mailman: Yeah, you're right.
textsfromlastnight:
(626): You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
this, as a legitimate question i would also ask.
Tiffany Had a Bad Time at Dolores Park, Yelped... →
lajoiedevivre,
happy birthday!
19 was my most eventful year, thus far. hope it treats you well.
textsfromlastnight:
(718): If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
this, as a really great question.
I happen to hate New Years celebrations. Everybody’s desperate to have fun...
– Whatever Works
NBC10’s John Clark asks the tough questions like, “Who’s legs do you think they are? Are they girl’s—are they model’s legs?”
Hard hitting sports journalism at work.
(via Big League Stew)
Funny fact, some of you american's may not know!
oceanicmotion:
paradiseisinacookiejar:
The war of 1812. This was is when american invaided canada and we kicked your asses and burned down the white hour. Funnier fact, you’re all bitches and write it out of your history books (:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_1812
bite me.
ya but the 1812 overture written by tchaikovsky is brutal hahaha so its ok
wait, are we all aware that canada...
“oh, joe rogan, you crazy!”
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