February 2009
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
– Elizabeth Taylor (via bitchville)
eight heads in a duffel bag
Shannon: Shit she could be part of octomom's litter at this point
Meghan: i'm so over octomom ugh
Shannon: she is the creepiest fucktard I have ever seen. And she constantly (and her nutty fam) contradict themselves. I will die if she does a porno. I think they should call it like The windtunnel or eight is not enough (as in dicks)
Meghan: well pink visual offered her a year's suppy of diapers not to do porno, and she needs that shit
Shannon: I would pay her a year supply of summer's breeze to just close the baby shop
Meghan: she was put on this earth to be a mother
Shannon: a mother fucker
thatswhatimsaying:
Amy Winehouse — Will You Still...
Messing With Joe Biden Is For Poor People.
(via itsforpoorpeople)
yes.
spongebob: what do you usually do when i'm gone?
patrick: wait for you to come back.
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copycats:
Atlantic City by The Hold Steady...
“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your...”
– Joan Crawford (via quote-book) (via kari-shma) (via siddman)
iTunes fun
Number of Songs: 3,139 Number of Albums: 1,338 Most Recently Played Song: “Four Seasons op. 8 Spring - I: Allegro,” Itzhak Perlman/Israel Philharmonic Orchestra Most Played Song: “I’ll Be Yr Bird,” M. Ward Most Recently Added Album: Incredibad, The Lonely Island
First Song Alphabetically: “A-Punk,” Vampire Weekend Last Song Alphabetically:...
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sleight-of-fate:
nighthawks:
Tumblr, I am so bored. Actually, I am procrastinating majorly on an assignment that is due for Monday.
Please entertain me by filling out this short long questionnaire so I can get to know you better!
1. What is your name? 2. How old are you? 3. What do you do for a living? 4. How many siblings do you have? 5. How did you discover Tumblr? 6. What is your...
What She Doesn't Know Will Kill You
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lizlemon:
(They say tumblr is like a scrapbook.. well, this was printed and taped on my bedroom door my senior year in college. I was/am obsessed. Every few years I remember it, google incessantly until I find it, reread it, and fall in love all over again. It was written originally for the UMass Daily Collegian and it’s nothing short of amazing.)
What she doesn’t know will...
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these are the last two movies nominated in a major oscar category that i have left to watch.
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Now That I Am In Madrid and Can Think
I think of you and the continents brilliant and arid and the slender heart you are sharing my share of with the American air as the lungs I have felt sonorously subside slowly greet each morning and your brown lashes flutter revealing two perfect dawns colored by New York see a vast bridge stretching to the humbled outskirts with only you standing on the edge of the purple like an only tree and in...
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hot chip - “wrestlers”
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Larry
Watching the muddy light attack some resemblances, you took my letters from your drawers and said “You were careful to me.” Some look. Outside in white trousers the night works. A bus signals into oblivion and is already at the boundary. If we lower ourselves by rope ydown in front over the marquee we won’t get burned by the neon and it’ll be sheer agony. The mountain kind....
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growing up
i updated my bio on my theme to sound less negative and feature two pictures: one of me and one me that everyone sees first.
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BAD SIGN: METS FACILITY NEEDS HUMILITY- New York... →
alwaysregal:
The sign is unmistak able, hanging as it does right above the portal connecting the clubhouse at the Mets’ minor league facility to the wide green fields beyond. It is also terribly ironic, if you’re looking for a kind way to put it.
Or pathetic, if you aren’t so concerned about niceties.
“Through these doors pass the best players in baseball.”
As one artful practitioner of...