July 2009
FDA Panel Votes to Eliminate Vicodin, Percocet -... →
oh suburban white america, we’ll always have oxycontin.
Lisa Marie Calls Michael Jackson 'a Passionate... →
He and Lisa appear to have had an intense and active sex life. She told a friend that he was ‘hot stuff in bed’ and ‘amazing’ - and she should know, the friend added, because ‘she’s been around’.
look, i know we’re all bummed about his death, but i still was not prepared to read those sentences.
I've been grumpier than usual for a week straight.
Now the days feel long. This is annoying. I’m 23, how does this happen? I have the attitude of any film role Bonnie Hunt is cast in.
Try as I might, I can’t snap out of this. Blah.
June 2009
44 Little Travel Rules No One Tells You - REID ON... →
a bunch of these made me finally feel at peace with my week in san francisco.
i can’t wait to do more.
I don’t have no trouble with you fucking me, but I have a little problem...
– ol’ dirty bastard
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This place on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives serves...
Bananas, burgers, macaroni and cheese, and in homemade meatloaf.
On Sunday nights, you get a bottomless basket of bacon if you come in for a beer.
Holy shit, Wisconsin.
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Ozzie Guillen: 'Our fans are not stupid like Cubs... →
Guillen said Cubs fans will watch any game at Wrigley Field because “Wrigley Field is just a bar.”
haha, oh ozzie.
captainkirk:
oceanchild:
dividedbythesea:
nachocheese:
shaunnashindig:
wehadthestars:
Grab the closest book near you; go to page 56; the 5th sentence: He thinks about that Wednesday night, waiting in, trying to be relaxed, waiting for the doorbell, checking that it worked, putting music on and off.
The sad ride back to Denver began.
“it is far more powerul than i ever dared to think...
as i ponder the next six months of my life
Scott: you are the real life george costanza
Scott: no offense
Meghan: sadly, none taken
Sometimes my creeping skills amaze me.
srsly:
No, really. They do.
mine too. my friends call me when they’re dating someone new and they’re not sure about him because they say i’m “really good at the internet.”
40 Years of the Manson Murders: An Oral History -... →
here’s a creepy fact about me: i’m obsessed with the manson murders. i know a little bit too much, detail by detail, about what happened that night for someone who was born nearly fifteen years later. i read helter skelter in junior high and supplemented my reading with the early days of the internet - do you know how many geocities pages there actually were devoted to the manson...
Before They Were Porn Stars - Hustler World →
i think jesse jane was cuter before. she’s kind of a big old mess now, in person at least.
Cheers! World's 10 Most Legendary Bars - MSNBC.com →
6. Heinolds’ First and Last Chance Bar; Oakland, Calif. The slanted floors and stopped clock in Jack London’s favorite haunt are a result of the devastating 1906 earthquake that virtually leveled nearby San Francisco. A 10-year-old London is said to have used the bar as a place to study, planting himself at tables still used by the bar today.
aw, that’s neat.
MONDAY SUCKS.
-I couldn’t sleep last night, typical, and when I finally fell asleep my alarm was going off to get up to do some actual work before my Monday meeting.
-My landlord is up my ass because I told him I’m moving out in two months. This apartment is admittedly ghetto for being in the best part of town, but if I wasn’t moving onto better places, I’d probably stay here because...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-6-28) →
Adorable (9)
Bloc Party (8)
Alkaline Trio (8)
Third Eye Blind (8)
Cat Stevens (8)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
The 4th of July is my least favorite holiday.
This probably means I am un-American, can no longer order cheesesteaks or visit buffets, completely dependent on others and hate fun displays of exploding fire.