February 2011
Watchportiapotti:
David Sedaris: A Writer’s Fairy Tale Life Missed this when it aired a couple of weeks ago. I just love that he’s a total attention whore.
So awesome. Also, is that Serena Altschul interviewing him? Man, I love MTV News flashbacks. There’s hope for you yet, Sway!
JANEBOOK: Jane gets annoyed at Walgreens; has... →
janebook:
OK so first of all I’m no xenophobe. I love immigrants and I love America precisely because, at least in theory, it is a place where people from all over can come and have more rights and opportunities and enjoy a better quality of life than they may have in their countries of origin. I mean come…
Inner Richmond Walgreens, EVERY TIME.
January 2011
in which everything feels like a good sinker
Meghan: I can't talk right now. I'm wasting my life.
Dowden: Wasting what?
Meghan: My life. My time. Not with you.
Dowden: Why?
Meghan: Just dumb shit. It's whiny.
Dowden: Ok. Then we both know how this goes -- I say go ahead. You whine. I tell you to shut the fuck up and act logically. You go "of course" then problems solved and we talk about why the Phillies keep trying and failing to make Kyle Kendrick a 5th starter. So let's skip to the baseball.
Meghan: And this is why you know me best.
carolinehartig:
My laptop crashed and shut itself off while I, in a fit of wistful swooning after watching Hancock (don’t judge), tried to Google whether or not Jason Bateman was married. Apparently I’m such a creep that even my computer wants to stage an intervention.
The answer is yes. Oh, Caroline.
Tori Amos - “Famous Blue Raincoat”
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Penny & the Quarters - “You and...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-23) →
Rilo Kiley (6)
Ani DiFranco (4)
The National (3)
The Lonely Island (2)
Taylor Swift (2)
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Mom: are you coming home this weekend?
Me: I haven’t decided yet..
Mom: I am making your bed up and making cookies and all of your favorite foods and lining your pillows with ten dollar bills
(My mom should try this.)
Five Emotions Invented by the Internet - Thought... →
A vague and gnawing pang of anxiety centered around an IM window that has lulled. During this time an individual feels unsure whether they have offended the IM recipient, committed a breach of IM etiquette, or have otherwise spoilt the presentation of themselves carefully crafted thus far thanks to the miracles of the textual medium. The individual must be at least vaguely aware that they are...
in which i get by with a little help from my...
Meghan: Yeah, so it's weird, or it feels weird, or I'm blowing things out of proportion and he's just focused on school starting and doesn't have time.
Jason: Oh right, school. What high school does he go to again?
