texting while watching animal planet can be dangerous
| Dowden: | Is the mouse dead yet? |
| Meghan: | No. I hate it. I'm not even scared, just annoyed. No one will come kill it. Will you? |
| Dowden: | You should buy a peck of cobras to kill the mouse, then a bushel of mongooses to kill the snakes, then a flock of golden eagles to eat the mongooses, then a herd of Australian bird eating spiders to eat the eagles, then go steal a pride of gorillas from the zoo to kill the spiders, then sometime next month the bears will show up and have an all out war with the gorillas for control of your apartment. |
| Meghan: | I don't even know why I bother to ask you anything. |
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