| Whitney: | i'm sitting on my couch, in my underwear, listening to sublime |
| Whitney: | i hate my life |
| Meghan: | i'm laying in bed in a tank top and underwear drinking a beer and watching baseball. |
| Meghan: | you hate YOUR life? |
| Whitney: | that sounds like the premise for a norm macdonald sitcom. |
| Meghan: | only if i can wear the big burt reynolds hat. |