Anne Frank is my favorite Twitter trending topic of all time.
i am:
- dead serious
- not being disrespectful
- really excited because i’ve been making anne frank “jokes” for two weeks, in that some people keep giant secrets, like they’re hiding an entire attic behind a bookcase, but now i just look like some modern day nostradamus
- kind of in the mood for the smithsonian now
- thinking about how my mom watched a holocaust movie the other night and said, “man, i didn’t know anne didn’t die in auschwitz. wouldn’t that be a dream trip? going to those sites?” and i had to agree because it is my dream trip but reiterate how no one wants to talk about those things, much like charlie manson/the manson family or bedbugs
- surprisingly and clearly very socially inept
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