man maid of honor
| Meghan: | are you working on your maid of honor speech? |
| Mike: | do i have to do that? i don't wanna give a speech. |
| Meghan: | YES! you have to! |
| Mike: | christ |
| Mike: | ok here's something off the wing: |
| Mike: | "so the first time we hung out we got shit housed at the bar and, at the end of the night she left and i smashed my face into the sidewalk, and from then on it was apparent that if we were to ever part again i would probably kill myself. and now i'm here." |
| Meghan: | i love it. write that down and keep it forever. |
| Mike: | can that be the whole speech? |
| Mike: | 'cause that's not bad |
| Meghan: | yes. then you wish me happiness and the end. |
| Mike: | whatever. |
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