in which i really miss home this time of year
| Dowden: | What happens if there's an earthquake? |
| Meghan: | I have no idea. |
| Dowden: | I mean that would be bad. The ground would open up and swallow the whole parade! |
| Meghan: | Imagine all the Irish we'd lose. Just terrible. |
| Dowden: | There aren't any real Irish on the west coast. Only Germans who want to be Irish. |
| Meghan: | I think there's only one of those. |
| Dowden: | Yeah and she has issues. Serious issues. |
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