| pat: | wait, how old are you? |
| meghan: | 23! like very recently 23, not even a month in, it just happened in december. |
| pat: | oh, so you're a little jesus? what are you, like the 24th? 26th? |
| meghan: | 19th. |
| pat: | so you're a tiny jesus. |
| meghan: | no one's ever said that to me before. |