I live in Philadelphia. I like baseball, American literature, movies, sleeping late, Seinfeld, dressing up, and Northern California.

I want to learn how to play piano, speak French, and run away.



twitter.com/mmmeghan:

    disclaimer: he's kidding. i think.

    meghan:[His dick] is like a Coke can. It's girthy.
    robert:Choke on that shit.
    meghan:Some girls can get that down easy. It's like an art form.
    robert:No way, just take Dramamine. No gag reflex.
    meghan:But that makes you tired!
    robert:Then you do a bump of coke and you're good! You're normal. I make all my girlfriends do that. I make them get enemas too so we can only fuck in the butt.
    — 1 year ago
    #conversations