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Advocates of Manifest Destiny believed that expansion was not only good, but that it was obvious (“manifest”) and certain (“destiny”).

I sold all my furniture, packed up all my books, vacuum-sealed my clothes, and flew west for good. Now what?





twitter.com/mmmeghan:

    no touching

    Meghan:she just wants to sleep in jeans
    Meghan:is that so wrong?
    Meghan:god
    Steph:lol doesn't that increase you chances of yeast infection?
    Steph:like sleeping with a bathing suit on
    Meghan:and decreases your chances of stds
    — 1 year ago
    #conversations 

    karma police sirens

    Pete:do you like radiohead?
    Meghan:NO
    Pete:is the band just some guy crying? I can't figure it out
    Meghan:pretty much
    — 1 year ago
    #conversations  #radiohead 

    catching up with esteemed colleagues in the biz

    Derek:i like how horny u make me
    Derek:makes me the day go faster
    Derek:thanks meghan
    Meghan:hahahahahaha
    — 1 year ago
    #conversations 

    drunk dial recaps

    Whitney:my mom said you're the new george carlin.
    Meghan:why
    Whitney:because of your delivery. i told her about when you said "the best thing about fraud is those people get to keep all that shit."
    — 1 year ago
    #conversations  #george carlin 

    this is what i say to all the boys and girls

    sara:do not talk about my dads balls
    meghan:i fucking love your dad's balls
    meghan:i like when he puts them on my chin
    sara:im going to puke
    — 1 year ago
    #conversations 

    disclaimer: he's kidding. i think.

    meghan:[His dick] is like a Coke can. It's girthy.
    robert:Choke on that shit.
    meghan:Some girls can get that down easy. It's like an art form.
    robert:No way, just take Dramamine. No gag reflex.
    meghan:But that makes you tired!
    robert:Then you do a bump of coke and you're good! You're normal. I make all my girlfriends do that. I make them get enemas too so we can only fuck in the butt.
    — 1 year ago
    #conversations