Advocates of Manifest Destiny believed that expansion was not only good, but that it was obvious (“manifest”) and certain (“destiny”).
I sold all my furniture, packed up all my books, vacuum-sealed my clothes, and flew west for good. Now what?
twitter.com/mmmeghan:
I sold all my furniture, packed up all my books, vacuum-sealed my clothes, and flew west for good. Now what?
twitter.com/mmmeghan:
no touching
| Meghan: | she just wants to sleep in jeans |
| Meghan: | is that so wrong? |
| Meghan: | god |
| Steph: | lol doesn't that increase you chances of yeast infection? |
| Steph: | like sleeping with a bathing suit on |
| Meghan: | and decreases your chances of stds |
karma police sirens
| Pete: | do you like radiohead? |
| Meghan: | NO |
| Pete: | is the band just some guy crying? I can't figure it out |
| Meghan: | pretty much |
catching up with esteemed colleagues in the biz
| Derek: | i like how horny u make me |
| Derek: | makes me the day go faster |
| Derek: | thanks meghan |
| Meghan: | hahahahahaha |
drunk dial recaps
| Whitney: | my mom said you're the new george carlin. |
| Meghan: | why |
| Whitney: | because of your delivery. i told her about when you said "the best thing about fraud is those people get to keep all that shit." |
this is what i say to all the boys and girls
| sara: | do not talk about my dads balls |
| meghan: | i fucking love your dad's balls |
| meghan: | i like when he puts them on my chin |
| sara: | im going to puke |
disclaimer: he's kidding. i think.
| meghan: | [His dick] is like a Coke can. It's girthy. |
| robert: | Choke on that shit. |
| meghan: | Some girls can get that down easy. It's like an art form. |
| robert: | No way, just take Dramamine. No gag reflex. |
| meghan: | But that makes you tired! |
| robert: | Then you do a bump of coke and you're good! You're normal. I make all my girlfriends do that. I make them get enemas too so we can only fuck in the butt. |
